Now then; when it comes to good house trimmings, good fittings that demonstrate your wealth and prosperity (not to mention your excellent taste) there are a few things that you should be looking at to install into your garden. Now I am not talking about things like ponds, nor am I talking about things like pergolas or decking – no, I am talking about something far more upmarket and far more expensive.
Well, you might need some decking to put it on but you should be looking at, and exploring the possibility of, a hot tub in your back garden. They allow for an entirely new dimension for relaxation; away from the bathtub, away from squeezing yourself into a container too small for you and sitting there while the water gets gradually more cold and leaves you sat there, pruning up like an idiot. No; invest in a hot tub and be the envy of your friends, family and pervy neighbours.